Friday, 4 January 2008

I want this.

From Engadget: Pinnacle Video Transfer records video to anything USB 2.0 ... :

[T]he company's upcoming Pinnacle Video Transfer can take an analog video input and record the source to any USB 2.0 storage device, including an iPod. Video is recorded straight to the H.264 format, with user-selectable quality of Good, Better and Best.

Just a ping pong ball in a game of tennis

So The Boss is on leave today. Yesterday, She gave me instructions to "follow up" (i.e. chase/pressure/stress someone for something) on something with someone else from a different department. A Director, no less.

So I, this lowly management trainee, was tasked with calling a Director and demanding things of him. After two calls (at decent intervals of about 5 hours, mind you), he said he was swamped and couldn't get it by today.

The Boss then told me to continue following up today while She's gone.

I called Him once, at about 11ish, which I thought was a pretty decent hour. He hurriedly said he hadn't looked at it yet, thanked me for reminding him and hung up on me.

3 hours later, an email comes to my Inbox replying everyone involved, saying sorry, but He's been swamped.

1 hour even later, my Big Boss tells me that she's been getting nasty emails from the Director (copied to The Boss and my teammate), and that my team is actually supposed to give Him something before we ask Him for that thing that I've been calling Him for.

A glimpse at the email said that He couldn't believe that the MT called him to chase after He'd sent the email (which I only got after I'd called him), and to have some courtesy to your fellow workers.

I'm screwed on Monday. There go my hopes of getting leave next Friday. Might as well live it up this weekend.

The Proust questionnaire

I hate these things, and I hate being tagged to do them, and when I am, I usually ignore them. On the other hand, my boss is on leave today, and I'm kind of bored. So I will begin by quoting Neil Gaiman in 2007 quoting himself in 2005 quoting himself in 2001, just because it seems like a pretty good wish to wish to people that I care about:

May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you're wonderful, and don't forget to make some art -- write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself. And I really still do.

So there you go. And now we begin:

1. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Being with people I love who love each other, away from things I hate, and close to the things I love, with just enough to make me believe that I matter.

2. What is your greatest extravagance?
My car.

3. What is your current state of mind?
Groggy, bored, thinking of escape.

4. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
My ability to live solely on logic.

5. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Their inability to accept other opinions, views, and people.

6. What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Monetary well being.

7. What is your favourite occupation?
Dive master.

8. What is your most marked characteristic?
Being short and slightly off beat.

9. What do you most value in your friends?
"their honesty and support and patience" - whoren
Please refer to whoren's answer.

10. When and where you the happiest?
"recently - underwater with the sharks" - whoren
Please refer to whoren's answer.

11. What do you dislike most about your appearance?
My teeth

12. Which living person do you most despise?
Those people who set that church on fire in Kenya.

13. On what occassion do you lie?
When I feel that the occasion warrants it.

14. What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My family, and my 5 bitches. They may cause me grief, but nothing in the world worth achieving is easy.

15. Which talent would you most like to have?
Racing.

16. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
A few inches.

17. If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
Their inability to accept other opinions, views, and people.

18. What is your most treasure possession?
Mika.

19. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Knowing that there's something better out there that will make you happy everyday and that you have the ability to achieve, but sacrificing it because you're too goddamned logical and responsible.

20. Who are your favourite writers?
Always Neil Gaiman.

21. Who is your favourite hero of fiction?
Peter Pan.

22. Who are your heroes in real life?
The man of the house.

23. What are your favourite names?
Mika.

24. What is it that you most dislike?
"unjust cruelty to any being" - whoren
Please refer to whoren's answer.

25. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
That I've successfully trained myself not to have the characteristics that I hate in others.

26. If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
A car.

27. If you could choose what to come back as, what it be?
A turtle.

28. Where would you like to live?
Pai, Sipadan.

29. How would you like to die?
Painlessly and happy.

30. What is your greatest regret?
I'm either in denial, or I really truly regret nothing.

31. What is your motto?
To see the world in a grain of sand and heaven in a wildflower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour.

Tagged by whoren.

Customer Service Review: Scuba Junkie, Sipadan

Business: Dive operator
Location: Block B Lot 36, Semporna, Semporna Seafront, Sabah
Website: http://www.scuba-junkie.com

The situation:

Whoren, Anini and I decided at the absolute last minute that we had to get out of Kay Ell for NYE. 2 days later, we'd booked our flights, with Anini having found Scuba Junkie somewhere on the interweb.

The happening:

By the time we arrived in Tawau Airport, we weren't too hopeful, because they'd called that day and tried to confirm that we were arriving 29th January instead of 29th December, and then tried to tell us that Sipadan was fully booked for our dates.

Plus points:

  • Airport pickup arrived on time, with a suitably smiley and courteous local man at the wheel.
  • We arrived at the Scuba Junkie dive shop and accomodations faster than expected (a plus in my book).
  • The guy at the front desk was actually quite helpful, if sometimes on another planet, and actually pointed us to a really good restaurant.
  • The staff are always very smiley and helpful.
  • The dive masters and instructors are actually awesomely nice and friendly. Plus not too bad looking.
  • As divers, you don't have to set up your own tanks and BCDs. Just relax.
  • The dive masters pay attention to what you want to see down there and try to accomodate you. Or maybe it was just me.
  • If you're there over a festive holiday, they will probably hold a fancy dress party at the bar (only one in town), where everyone actually comes in fancy dress.
  • If you bring your own alcohol, they allow you to store it in the fridge and drink it at the bar.

Minus points:

  • I can't think of any.

The Verdict: I love Scuba Junkie.

It's all about the news

From BBC: Lions devour man at SA game lodge:

A South African man has been killed and eaten by lions at a game lodge where he worked 150km (90 miles) west of Johannesburg, police say.

Samuel Boosen, 36, was attacked after entering the enclosure on Tuesday where an estimated nine lions were kept.

"Only his spine and skull remained," police spokesman Lesego Metsi told the South Africa Press Association.

Holy crap.

From BBC: The curse of the meddling parent:

Helicopter parents" who "hyperactively intervene" in the lives of their offspring could damage their children's job prospects, a careers expert says.

Parents are increasingly involved in their children's university and even career choices, Liverpool University's head of careers and employability says.

In a blog for the Guardian website, Dr Redmond describes the five different types of "helicopter parents" that now characterise England's higher education system.

They are:

The Agent Having an Agent helicopter parent is like having Max Clifford working for you round the clock-for free. They operate like a footballer's agent: fixing deals, arranging contracts, smoothing out local difficulties. It's the Agent's job to represent his or her client at events which, for whatever reason, the client feels are simply too tedious to attend.

The Banker Accessible online, face-to-face or via a personal hotline, the Banker is unique in the world of financial services for charging no APR, asking few if any questions, expecting no collateral, and being psychologically inclined to say "yes" no matter how illogical or poorly articulated the request. The Banker is also resigned to never seeing loans repaid.

The White Knight Imbued with an almost semi-mythical status, the White Knight parent appears at little to no notice to resolve awkward situations. Once resolved, the White Knight will fade anonymously into the background. Intervention is accomplished silently and with minimum fuss.

The Bodyguard The primary function of the Bodyguard is to protect the client from a range of embarrassing social situations - such as cancelling appointments and soaking up complaints on behalf of their client. Particularly skilled in constructing elaborate excuses. When not protecting life, limb and reputation, doubles up as a chauffeur and personal assistant.

The Black Hawk Named after the military helicopter, and dreaded by teachers and educational administrators, the Black Hawk is unique among helicopter parents due to their willingness to go to any lengths - legal or illegal - to give their offspring a positional advantage over any competition. Particularly lethal when elected to parent-teacher associations.

Terasa.

From BBC: Single trader behind oil record:

The man behind the record rise in oil prices to $100 a barrel was a lone trader, seeking bragging rights and a minute of fame, market watchers say.

A single trader bid up the price by buying a modest lot and then sold it immediately at a loss, they claim.

Selfish bastard. No regard for the world's economy.

From BBC: Tata closes in on Jaguar takeover:

Ford has confirmed that India's Tata Motors will be the likely buyer of its UK-based Jaguar and Land Rover brands.

The US giant said it is now committed to negotiations "at a more detailed level" with Tata over the sale.

India best not screw this up.

From The Star: Probe team visits hotel:

BATU PAHAT: A seven member forensic team from the federal police headquarters visited a four-star hotel here Thursday to investigate the scene where the sex DVD which featured Health Minister Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek was purportedly filmed.

Heaven forbid they spend their time solving murders and rapes or anything. Seven people? CSI only needs like three.

From The Star: Pay extra for MAS tickets:

PETALING JAYA: Air travellers will have to pay extra when they purchase Malaysia Airlines tickets from travel agents in Malaysia because the national carrier has scrapped commission payment to the agencies under a new marketing plan.

Passengers will have to pay at least 5% of the ticket price but it could be even more if they pay by credit card or the travel agents deliver the ticket.

Yes. That will improve your customer base. Alienate your agents. That's right.