Worst Pick-up Lines Ever

This may turn out to be a continuously updated post. Worst pick-up lines ever used on me as of last night:

1. The Uptight Line

Him: Why are you so uptight? Is this how you pick up guys?
Me: Such a stupid statement... too many comebacks... brain overload...

2. The Gay Line

Him: Do I look gay?
Me: YES!
Him: That means I'm good-looking, right?
Me: NO!
Him: But all good-looking guys are gay.
Me: NO!
Him: Oh... okay...