Dear God, Thank you for the internet

Dear God,

Thank you for bestowing Al Gore with enough brain power to create the internet. Thank you for bestowing Sergey Brin and Larry Page with the knowledge to produce Google, my lifelong companion. Thank you, especially, for bestowing the geeks of the world with enough time on their hands due to a total lack of social skills to do things like hack Super Mario Bros. so that they play automatically while producing music. Seriously.



I thank you also, for giving me internet access for less than RM10,000 (as they cost in Myanmar. True story.)