It's a dogfight.

"Feel the force, you must."

"No! Come to the dark side. We have cookies."

"Mmmm... cookies..."

Just to update you peons on the Formula 1 (and to give myself a place to vent on the sexcitingness of it all), these are the current driver standings:

1. Lewis Hamilton - 107 points
2. Fernando Alonso - 103 points
3. Kimi Raïkkonen - 100 points

That's right. It all comes down to this one last race, baby! Saõ Paulo, Brazil. What's gonna happen? Well the last race proved that anything's possible. Hamilton didn't finish, leaving him stuck at 107 points, and Alonso found himself sandwiched between two Ferrari drivers on the podium, resulting in this lovely little sexciting situation.

And just to make it more fun, I've just worked out how its possible to have a 3 way tie at 108 points. This is what the race outcome will have to be:

2nd - Kimi Raïkkonen

4th - Fernando Alonso

8th - Lewis Hamilton

Likely? Not really. But hey, it's possible. Especially since neither Raïkkonen or Alonso have ever won the Brazilian race. Anyway, the moral of the story is, don't call me next Sunday at approximately 1am.