NST: It never pays to compare wives

From NST:

It never pays to compare wives

JOHOR BARU: Hell hath no fury like a first wife scorned, as an Indonesian man found out when he needed 11 stitches to reattach his almost severed penis.

The incident took place at a kongsi in Taman Pulai Flora in Kangkar Pulai here, when the 43-year-old husband and his 48-year-old first wife were chatting in bed on Saturday night.

For reasons only known to him, the man was comparing his wife's sexual prowess to that of his newly-wed second wife who is in her 30's.

It is understood that the first wife was upset with such comparisons. She got out of bed, took a knife and attempted to chop off his penis.

Fortunately for the husband, she only managed to partially cut the man's member. In shock and pain, the Indonesian contractor managed to put on his pants, mounted his motorcycle and rode to Sultanah Aminah Hospital here.

Doctors managed to reattach his penis and discharged him. He later lodged a police report at the Kangkar Pulai police station.

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Jackass. I wonder if he's infertile now. That would make him eligible for the Darwin Awards.