I like to start my days with things that make me happy, so here's one for you, too, from BBC: Hedgehog joke wins comedy:
- Hedgehogs - why can't they just share the hedge?
- I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'.
- I had my boobs measured and bought a new bra. Now I call them Joe Cocker and Jennifer Warnes because they're up where they belong.
- I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West.
- I'm sure wherever my dad is; he's looking down on us. He's not dead, just very condescending.
- Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough.
- To the people who've got iPhones: you just bought one, you didn't invent it!
- A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble.
- I've been reading the news about there being a civil war in Madagascar. Well, I've seen it six times and there isn't.
- I started so many fights at my school - I had that attention-deficit disorder. So I didn't finish a lot of them.
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